9/10/2007

I need help telling lies?

Wouldn't this make a great Saturday Night Live skit? Can't you hear Gilda Radner (my all time favorite) saying, " Have you been too honest lately? Let FibRestore help you tell those little white lies, also known as fibs, with ease. Just two helpings a day can get you back on track to telling untruths again."
Terri's boyfriend, Gary, was sweet to give me a month's supply of this, and other nutritional supplemental drinks. He had heard some positive feedback about this product and wanted to share it with me. How kind is that? I'm not making fun of you, Gary, or this product. Actually, if you look closely, they have a line over the i. Maybe that's for the long vowel sound.
Anyway, made me laugh.

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

It would be a little scary to start dating a guy who used this product. Check the other stuff in his cupboards; Does he spread "Playerbutter" on his bread? Wash his hair with "Trampoo"?
~Michele

Anonymous said...

Boyfriend??? I think he is but not sure what he thinks. Or could we just blame this one on the product and say that it is working nicely for Tracie. Maybe Tracie slipped me some and that is why I say he is.
Either way this guy is great! He has such a kind heart and was more than happy to do this for Tracie. He knows just how much I adore my sister....
Michele, you are so stinkin funny! But next time I'm in Sonoma I'm checkin the cupboards.

Anonymous said...

Gary, Gary, Gary if you are going to give a supplement to a girl it has to be chocolate! Pineapple...what is up with that? Tracie, I bet if you put 1/2 teaspoon of FibRestore in a choclate milkshake it would taste pretty darn good. Or, in brownie mix...yum. Get your chocolate fix and your fiber at the same time.

Seester Patti said...

I need one cup for telling my age, 2 cups for telling my weight and 4 cups for telling Gary how much I spend on body maintenance (i.e. facials, massages, hair, etc.). Get me a ton. I hate to lie so this should help????

Anonymous said...

ok Patti, Terri here... I put your order in with MY Gary...
Aren't we cute? We both have a Gary..
hmmm did that sound like 7th or 8th grade?

Anyway..it's good to have a Gary!
right?

Seester Patti said...

Hey Terri, Terri Bo Berri (as your sister calls you)thanks for putting in my order. And, yes it is good to have a Gary! I'd love to meet YOUR Gary someday. He sounds like a good Gary!!

Tracie said...

Hi Michele - Terri will check it out this weekend. Hope he doesn't get rid of the evidence before she gets there.

Hey Terri- On your way this evening? Tell Gary that I'm drinking it 4 times a day. Ooops, that's a lie. Amazing how it works when I'm not drinking it as I should.

Tracie?- Good ideas. Might try that. Gary really does need to know about the chocolate/woman connection.

Seester Patti - You're funny. Let me know when you get the portions right.

Terri - Yes, you sound like you're in Jr. High. The Gary's would get along just dandy - both in the construction field.

Anonymous said...

A little too much fibre and things get plugged up, believe you me.